Kiss, Marry, or Push Off a Cliff

Basically, I will post 3 things, and you have to say which of them you'd kiss, which you'd marry, and which you'd push off a cliff, and then post 3 of your own, for the next person to answer. The things can be absolutely anything, for example: orange, banana, pear.

I shall begin.

Dog
Cat
Mouse

Marry the cat, kiss the mouse, push the dog off a cliff!

Pirate, jester and prison warden. That's right, completely random.

Marry the pirate, kiss the jester, push the prison warden off the cliff.

Tweenies
Teletubbies
Fimbles

Kiss Teletubbies, Marry Tweenies, and push Fimbles off a cliff

Kirsty
Julz
Bri

xD

Lmao. xD
Marry Kirsty, kiss Julz, push Bri off then save her xD

Abby wrote:Lmao. xD
Marry Kirsty, kiss Julz, push Bri off then save her xD

ooooo
someone's a playa

Looool. xD
Ok then:
An ironing board, a sofa and budgie cage.

Kiss the budgie cage, marry the sofa, and push the ironing board off a cliff

(what's with you and budgies?)

Your husband, Orlando Bloom, and a random hot male model that you met at a dinner party

There's a budgie cage right next to my computer

Errrm marry Orlando, kiss my husband, push the model xD

Ok:
Johnny Depp
Peter Pan
Your favourite actor

Kiss Johnny Depp, marry my favorite actor, push peter pan (he can fly, right?)

okok
Your Mouth
Your Nose
Your Eyes

Kiss my eyes, marry my mouth and push the nose.

(How does one kiss their own eyes?)

Your Headteacher
Your Maths teacher
Your School Caretaker.

Your Headteacher
Your Maths teacher
Your School Caretaker

Ewww to all:
Kiss my school caretake, marry the maths teacher, push the headteacher

Kirsty wrote:Kiss my eyes, marry my mouth and push the nose.

(How does one kiss their own eyes?)

Your Headteacher
Your Maths teacher
Your School Caretaker.

ewww they're all women! LMAO
okok
Kiss my headmaster, marry my school caretaker, push my math teacher

Jeff Probst
Howie Mandell
Regis Lastnamehere

Marry Jeff Probst, Kiss Howie Mandell, Push Regis /Philman/ off a cliff. lol.

pig , elephant , kitty

Push the lot of them off a cliff.

Kiss the kitty, marry the elephant, push the piggy.

Harry
Ron
Hermione.

Nooooo! MR PIGGEEEHHHHHH!

Marry Harry (hehe, rhyme. ), Kiss Ron, Push Hermione off a cliff. heheheh

Piggeh
Elephant
Alien

OMG
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE CLIFF

Marry Harry
Kiss ron
push hermione off a cliff


Viggo Mortenson
Britney Spears
Edward Scissorhands.

Oops.
Sorry Ari.

D= BAD BRI!

lol

Kiss Viggo Mortenson
Push Britney Spears off a cliff
Marry Edward Scissorhands.

Lottie
Abby
Kirsty

Eh, I don't really know anyone of those cept lottie.
Soz....Marry Lottie, Kiss Abby, Push Kristy off a cliff


Hmm..
Kari Byron
Adam Savage
Jamie Hyneman

Kiss Kari Byron (me = not lesbian. LOL!)
Push Adam Savage off a cliff. (he's ugly. XD)
Marry Jamie Hyneman (he's alright...)

XDD lol.

I almost forgot....

Robert Pattinson
Gaspard Ulliel *fangirl squeal* hehehe. I love him.
Hayden Christensen

Marry Hayden Christensen
Kiss Robert Pattison
Push Gaspard Ulliel off a cliff

A Potato
Jhonny Depp
Orlando Bloom

EVIIIIIL!!!!! *saves Gaspard* @ GASPARD: I still love you, babe.

LOL

Marry the potatoe
Kiss Orlando Bloom
Push Johnny Depp off a cliff

ROFL!! XD

Arianna wrote:EVIIIIIL!!!!! *saves Gaspard* @ GASPARD: I still love you, babe.

LOL

Marry the potatoe
Kiss Orlando Bloom
Push Johnny Depp off a cliff

ROFL!! XD

That's my father you pushes of a cliff *gasp* *Jumps to save him*
Also you didnt post people.. again.